Quotation
I want you to meet Keanu.
-What? No. No. Oh, my God! That's the cutest cat I've ever seen in my life. Hello! I'm sorry, Keanu?
-Yeah. Okay. I think it means "cool breeze" in Hawaiian.
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I'm gonna put Keanu in his little nook.
-Oh, he has a nook?
Of course he has a nook. Everyone has a nook.
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Are you...Keanu Reeves?
-Yeah. I'm your spirit teacher. People can't be excellent to you unless you're being excellent to yourself.
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^^^SPOILER ALERT^^^
I took Keanu to the vet. He has a rare disease.
-Oh, no.
He's gonna be a kitten forever.