Wozniak: How would a normal person handle a situation like this?
Man: A normal person would not be in this situation.

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Wozniak behind the grill: - Put these next to the grill, here. Next to the grill.
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Do you see what happens when the tofu hits the grill? -- Nothing. Exactly what happens when the tofu hits our taste buds.
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Wozniak: I'm a meat truck driver. I'm an incompetent meat truck driver.
Dad: True, you are incompetent. It takes you four times longer to deliver meat than anyone else. But wherever you go, people love you.